I was dreaming a very funny episose of Frasier about all the hilarious comedy that surrounds putting the dad on life support or something like that when I woke up suddenly to what sounded like our neighbor doing laundry at 5 am. Apparantly his washer was unbalanced because the whole house was shaking really hard.
Wait.
That [...]
I did it. Just like all mothers in the history of the world, as depicted in hieroglyphics on ancient Egyptian walls. This week I joined all parents, everywhere from African forests to Japanese megacities, performing the same universal rite of passage. The Druids did it. The Puritans did it. The American Indians did it. And [...]
We’re packing and sorting and hauling things off. It’s a big job because we’re pack rats and we have a habit of keeping the most random crap ever. For example…
Kevin’s favorite shirt of all time
Not sure if you can tell but it actually has holes in it, I think from some kind of acid he [...]
So last night we went to Wal-mart. Nicolaus digs Wal-mart. There’s so much cool stuff to look at and those pretty flourescent lights OOoooooooooooooh!
We were buying vanilla scented candles because Alisha says the smell of vanilla makes people want to buy your house. Stupid people! Anyway, we were debating between French vanilla and good [...]
I’m drinking wine so I’m going to ramble. To anyone who is pregnant or might be pregnant or is breastfeeding hahaha I get to drink and youuuu don’t. I was hoping that going a year without alcohol would lower my tolerance but I’m halfway through the bottle of white zinfandel and just feel a little [...]