I found a job posting for a company that I’ve wanted to work for since 1998. Before we left Texas I wasn’t qualified or good enough at what I do to even land an interview, so ah well. Well we’re back in Dallas now and I sometimes search through Monster just because – well mainly [...]
Tonight we went to see my uncle play in the band for a John Denver tribute concert. The star of the show was the noncriminally insane Roy Rivers. It’s important to note that although this guy looks like John Denver, sings exactly like John Denver and was wearing a shirt that used to belong to [...]
Those people you hate because all they ever put in their journals is stuff about their stupid babies.
This morning we woke up earlier than usual and I’ll be goll-durned if the ground wasn’t covered in snow. And it was still snowing hard. Respectable snow in Texas is pretty rare. We rushed to pile on our [...]
My friend Christina is one of those rare people that exists outside of my computer. Before you get confused, try to imagine like a regular person, only instead of reading everything they say you hear it. And okay, this is hard to explain but look in the mirror at yourself… see how you have a [...]
One year ago I was standing at a beige formica counter asking the useless woman on the other side if she had any rough idea of when they would have a room ready for me. We had been waiting a long time. I remember feeling self-conscious because my back was to all the other people [...]