Archive for June, 2004

Victor the slightly impatient tractor

Wednesday, June 30th, 2004

Does everyone look at headlights and see them as eyes and then make snap (probably unfair) judgements about a vehicle’s character and trustworthiness based on their expression? Or is this habit unique to people who saw Herbie Goes Bananas at an impressionable age?

Tomatillo (not a sunset)

Tuesday, June 29th, 2004

As a proud member of Texas’ large Mexican-American population, I think it’s very important that I be true to myself and never pretend to be something that I’m not.
That’s why I must admit freely that I don’t have a clue what you use tomatillos for. Pico de gallo maybe? Look I’m proud of my [...]

Sunset post #3: In which Tiffany suffers for her art

Monday, June 28th, 2004

Q1. Do you know what a chigger is?
Q2. Do you know where they live?
Q3. Do you know why they suck more ass than a gang of ass-sucking ass-suckers at an ass-sucking contest?
A1. A chigger is a microscopic little red bug that keeps biting you for days after it crawls up your pants leg and [...]

Sunset post #2: Plowing right before dark

Sunday, June 27th, 2004

You should have seen it.
Rabbits and mice were running across the road to get away from the rotating blades cutting through the field.
In the bottom photo you can see the black exhaust hanging over the road, and the red sun just through the trees. I chose the top two because the clouds seemed to [...]

OMG it itches

Saturday, June 26th, 2004

It itches and itches and itches and it won’t stop itching!
I hate chiggers so much more than you do.