Maybe you don’t understand how much he talks.
When the first rays of sunlight sneak in through the heavy, double-sided, light-blocking dark navy blue curtains, he starts mumbling in his sleep. You’ll often overhear cranky grumblings like “No, no…. Go ‘way.” Or “Jayce. Toyyyy. Noo….” (referring to a horrifying incident where he was asked to [...]
Every single thing on this car is rusted except the logo emblems and the glass on the windows. I wonder if a Mercedes in this condition still manages to be worth more than my fully operational Corolla?
I just ate bacon for lunch. No sandwich, no eggs, just the bacon. It was an accident… Kevin was making it for later, I kept stealing little bites thinking in a minute I’d make myself a sandwich or something… and then half the bacon was gone and I was too full to eat anything else.
You don’t have to read this. I just want record of how funny my kid was at this age, in case later on down the road he never does funny things. This way we’ll at least be able to look back and say See? I knew he was funny at some point.
This week we [...]
In the buzzing metropolis town of Quinlan, Texas there are maybe four restaurants other than the Sonic. I’m not slighting Sonic in any way, but “restaurant” for the purposes of this discussion are places where you go in and sit down and order your food without the use of a little speaker.
There’s the new mexican [...]