So we’ve all been sick for close to a week. We quarantined ourselves to avoid spreading this nastiness to others, but not before a quick trip to have lunch with my mom last week. We tried to warn her that Nicolaus seemed to be getting a bit of a cold, but grandmothers have this instinctive […]
Around here we talk a lot about who different things are and aren’t for.
Bananas aren’t for dogs, they’re for babies and little boys and girls. Bicycles are for big boys and girls. iBook G4 laptops aren’t for babies or for little boys and girls; only for ladies and men. We don’t throw bottle caps at […]
Just like my friend Justin suggested, we tried recording Nicolaus the other day. He talks continuously so this should have been easy. My uncle set up his laptop and held a microphone up to Nicolaus.
Guess what! We’ve discovered the one thing in the world that will make Nicolaus stop talking. From now on, whenever we […]
I used to say that we need a war because people obviously have way too much time on their hands and too little to worry about. Well dang it, here we have a war and yet things like this continue to flourish in our society:
The infinite cat project
Walking Nina! he tells me, “Walking Nina!”
Now this makes sense, since I hang out all the time with Nina and since we all go walking every few days. But then he tells me: “Walking Nina make NOISE.”
Really? What kind of noise does walking Nina make?
He squeals a weird high-pitched hum in response and tells me […]