How to risk your life: Yell “BOMP!” and slam your head into your mother’s face and laugh like it is ohhh so funny.
How to save your life: Look very sad and hug her and say “I’m sawwy mama. I’m sawwy.”
Repeat until bedtime.
Nickniss’ note to self: Must figure out why I suddenly have so many more [...]
It’s 8 pm, and Kevin’s in bed. He has to get up in 8 hours, so it’s not totally ridiculous but at the same time, dude – it’s 8 PM and I won’t be able to be asleep for a long long time. It’s totally ridiculous to be in bed at 8 pm. So we [...]
It’s 9:45 and Nicolaus is still asleep. I can’t believe it. If you reply to this, please type quietly. I might be able to clean the living room!
I love the world.
I love my husband.
I love his truck and all the roads and his keys and wallet and whatever else he needed to take Nicolaus for a drive.
I love my ceiling fan.
I love my curtains.
I love my dress.
I love my kid.
I even love stupid Joshua and his stupid potty.
I loved my nap.
Maybe we have not yet discussed just how much the potty training sucks.
I will DIE if I don’t sleep soon. I am sure of it. It’s funny to realize that all that stands between a fully assembled, working mind and a jumpled up mess is a week of broken sleep followed by one night where [...]