Yesterday we went to this thing where they put thirty little kids in a room and let them run wild under the pretense of an educational activity. All of the kids got to decorate a little paper cutout of a bear with sponge paint, and furry pompoms, and string, and googly eyes. All of the [...]
Earlier he was walking around with two huge shopping bags, one on each shoulder. He cheerfully announced, “I’m have big purses. I’m carrying purses. I’m a PERSON.” He said it over and over and laughed like a maniac while doing big loops around the living room.
Get it… purse? Person? Purson. Dude, that’s a terrible joke!
My kid actually just said the words "Daddy, pwease wake up and pay attention to me."
We are a little much sometimes, aren't we Nicolaus?
Lucky thing Nicolaus has no friends other than Jayce who is too little – no, wait, not little – too YOUNG to comment on his appearance.
First he has a lingering runny nose, and even though I wipe it every 15 seconds he has still managed to coat himself in a very thin layer of a [...]
Mouse suspected something was up when I gave him a bath. He stood in the tub and shook like I was preparing to slaughter him. Which I honestly had thought about doing but then I thought no, Kevin specifically said take him to the vet, so that’s what I’ll do instead. When I pulled out [...]