I’m not sure why LLL hasn’t hired me yet

Whenever I write copy for clients, I always encourage them to be completely honest in their marketing. The truth is always simpler, and simple, clean statements are always easier to read and more compelling than a bunch of marketing blah blah blah. It’s a good business strategy – people aren’t stupid, they know when they’re being blah-blahed to – but more importantly, writing fluffy nonsense makes my head hurt.

Which is why I’m a little disappointed in the slogan for the La Leche League: Happy mothers, breastfed babies

It is succinct I guess, but I don’t know. Happy mothers? I think they leave a lot of mothers feeling resentful when the experience is not 100% happy, especially during those rough early weeks. Here are a few possible new slogans I think they should consider…


And cracked nipples, embarrassing leaks, frustrating supply problems, painful latch, mastitis, and clogged ducts are all invited.

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8 Responses to “I’m not sure why LLL hasn’t hired me yet”

  1. LadyBug Says:

    Oh. My. Gosh. Those are freakin’ hilarious, Tiffany. The first one is my favorite. And SO TRUE.

  2. Squirl Says:

    Hahahaha! I love these. Not only honest and simple, but with a whimsical sense of humor. ;-)

  3. Nina Says:

    OMG – those are hilarious! I especially love the last one.

  4. draupadi Says:

    I think that last one has GOT to be the true honest breastfeeding truth….

  5. Bucky Four-Eyes Says:

    You mean my childless nipples missed out on all that fun?

    Aw, hell.

  6. Ellie Urban Says:

    I read the title, and immediately thought: “But I don’t remember her applying…..” *wink*

  7. lorrie Says:

    Aw, hilarious!!!!!

  8. N. Martin Says:

    A friend linked me here. This is hysterical, precisely because it’s so damn true.

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