Archive for May, 2007

I’ve got an answer… I’m going to fly away. Will you come see me Thursdays and Saturdays?

Monday, May 28th, 2007

1. The gross hair is gone. Who would think that the topic of chin hair would inspire so many comments? You guys were more excited about that than you were about those times I produced a whole other human being with my own body!
I was going to tweeze it. Because the internet knows what’s best, [...]

If you’re not with me you’re against me. The very security of our nation’s vanity depends on success.

Saturday, May 26th, 2007

Three posts in twelve hours! Well this is important. If I leave out this bit of personal drama, I’ll look back and know that I wasn’t totally honest about what life was like.
I am at war with a hair on my chin.
Now before you start, I can’t stand tweezing. It hurts. I’m a baby. [...]

hush little baby don’t say a word. mama’s going to play that paul mccartney song about a bird

Saturday, May 26th, 2007

Bedtime was easy tonight. Graham geared up for the gleeful battle when suddenly! I pressed play on the magical music-playing device which had all this time been hidden away in the pod. He’s heard peaceful sleepy versions of Beatles music at bedtime most of his life, but I’m stupid so it didn’t occur to me [...]

Trading spaces

Friday, May 25th, 2007

You know what I just did? I just tuned my guitar. The six string… actually sat down and tuned it all correctly. E-very A-ngry D-ude G-ets B-eaten E-ventually
And then I played for a while. For the total silly fun and prettiness of playing.
My fingers hurt, but somewhere under tender skin are old callouses.
I haven’t done [...]

And I am a material girl

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

I’m writing this update at work which I promised myself I wouldn’t do but living with dial up is pretty much the ultimate suburbanite problem. At home I still can’t send emails out, have trouble getting blogs to load, and want to kill myself every time I try to visit reddit.com — the main page [...]