Archive for May, 2008

A different kind of man.

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

I’ve been working like crazy on a website. It’s good! We’re determined to focus on paying off all of our debt, so projects are good. But it’s bad because it has stopped me from:
* Cleaning my house
* Participating in social norms involving personal hygiene /food consumption /leaving the house ever
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This is a blog. A what? A blog. A what? A blog. Oh, a blog.

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

See here? Blog. There’s this weird thing of not updating for a few days and then it feels awkward like hello blog, sorry I haven’t updated in so long, so now it’s sort of awkward and so then I keep not doing it even though this is the exact sort of reason why I don’t [...]

A monument to human ingenuity and willingness to go to a lot more trouble than I ever would to build something neat

Saturday, May 24th, 2008

It’s after one in the morning, when only the children of our nation’s crappiest parents are still awake. It’s awful, I should be strict about bedtimes but it’s hard when your kids are most charming and most sweet and mellow after 10pm. Plus! My mom’s in town, and she is a late-night stayer upper. So [...]

Until he has his own blog…

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

A warrior stood A pretend history story by Nicolaus
Once upon a time, there was a warrior. He was wearing a tunic that wasn’t sewn together on the sides. He had a headband with gold and jewels on it, and a belt made of gold with gold strips hanging off of it.
And off in the distance [...]

And on Sunday, the Lord rested. In his underwear, from what I understand.

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

We were joking when we offered Nicolaus twenty dollars to potty train his little brother. But you know how some jokes are jokes at first, but then once you say them it’s like hey wait. That is exactly what we should do.
So that’s why Graham is running around in big boy underwear today. He’s only [...]