Squirl, well he learned from the master! Although to be fair, reading what he says probably makes him sound more articulate than if you hear it. He’s actually kind of hard to understand lately. He’s trying to talk faster now, and he runsallhiswordstogetherandskipskeyconsonants. I miss my little Captain Kirk!

Jill W. - the van thing - brilliant. We didn’t have an actual “live” Charles E. in our Cheese. He was an animatronic one that would come out every 20 minutes or so on stage and kind of lurch. around. to tinny sounding music and then at the end he would lurch slower and slower as the curtain enveloped him and then it would fall silent until the next round. Every child in the place would be frozen mid-bite in catatonic terror for the whole performance, and then when it stopped, they would melt into screaming puddles of post traumatic toddlerhood. I have no idea what they were thinking with that.

I agree on your lava stance, too. Children don’t need to be drinking it.