I’m watching Graham take a shower with two plastic giraffes. One likes the rain and the other one doesn’t, and the mama giraffe is very proud of her baby giraffe. Why does he like giraffes so much? No one knows.
So we went to IKEA yesterday, and really, what is the deal with that place? But [...]
975 square feet is a freakish amount of space when you take one carload to Goodwill (getting horribly omfg lost on the drive there, but that had no measurable impact on the project except for making me have to go eat at On the Border because I was so frazzled by the time we found [...]
I keep hearing plastic crashes. They are the sounds of Graham, noticing a sudden void in the crap-floor continuum and rushing to fill that space with accelerated entropic force. “Hey wow! The floor! I’ve been meaning to scatter little pieces of plastic there!”
Nicolaus, however, is focused on the goal. Elimination of stuff + cleaning is [...]
I am ignoring twinges of guilt and purging ruthlessly. Ouch, but my mom bought me this DVD of the second Bill and Ted movie and I should keep it even though it’s still in the wrapper and I can watch it on Netflix any time I want. Eek, my mother-in-law bought this giant toy [...]
My house is a wreck but that’s okay! We’re late to drive and go see Kevin’s parents, and my kids aren’t even wearing pants yet - but that’s okay! You know why? Because of BABY BOOKS.
I was up until 4:30 last night printing and binding these. I love them almost enough to have another baby. [...]