December 29th, 2008
That was supposed to be a giveaway post. More like… this!
But then I posted too many pictures and it seemed dumb to tack this on the end. So! Wooooo, here it is: your very exciting and special giveaway from the week before last. Wanna win your choice of 8×10″ prints from my etsy shop? (um, rhetorical question. OF COURSE YOU DO.)
How to win
Your job is to use this photo to make me laugh. Write a caption, or tell me what the two birds are saying, or photoshop it, or print it out and stuff your bra with it to make it look like you have crazy giant boobs and then take a picture of yourself and then write a funny caption for that picture. I mean whatever, you know?
The winner will be chosen at random or something like it.
December 29th, 2008 at 3:19 am
My reply is up on my blog, which you dragged me out of self-imposed grad school distraction to notice was quite neglected. Now it is only mostly neglected! Huzzah!
December 29th, 2008 at 8:58 am
“Dude, where’s my car?”
“Dude, where’s your car?”
“Dude.”
“Dude!”
“DUDE! WHERE’S MY CAR!”
“uhhhh.” *just walk away slowly, maybe he won’t notice*
December 29th, 2008 at 10:30 am
“You caaan’t seee meee. I’m blennnding iiinnn”
“Idiot”
December 29th, 2008 at 10:50 am
Ha! Love these. More, more!
December 29th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Because we’re all thinking it:
“Christ, what an asshole.”
December 29th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Nicolaus (as Big White Bird): Hey Graham, doesn’t this sand kinda look like DESERT SAND?! You know, the desert is real hot and the Egyptians live in the desert and they? you know? built PYRAMIDS! And the pyramids had like mummies, but not our mommy, because, you know, mom isn’t like wrapped in toilet paper, and their mummies were old dead kings and if i had a crown and lots of sand? I could be a king, and you could be my servant, and we’d fight like other countries and stuff because they were trying to steal our pyramids and my slaves, and you know slaves used to live in the USA too and (etc, so on and so forth).
Graham (as Small Brown Bird): Where is Mitten HAND?! IT is not MITTEN wing!
December 29th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
“I take it you’ve chosen to ignore the restraining order.”
December 29th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
The red bird is demonstrating the Souljah Boy Dance for his friend:
Souljah Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll,
Watch me crank dat Souljah Boy
Then Superman dat oh!
(He is doing the super man dance-step in this shot).
Well, I don’t know if that will make you, or anyone else, laugh, but it gave me a fit of the giggles. At least I crack myself up!! LOL
December 29th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
We can’t stop here. This is bat country. (see link for reference) http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/24/we-cant-stop-here-this-is-bat-country/
December 29th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Actually, check this link also: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2991345
December 29th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Brown Bird: running back and forth: “Please god, turn me into a bird so I can fly far, far away.”
White Bird: “You ARE a bird!”
BB: running in circles: “Please god, turn me into a bird so I can fly far, far away.”
WB: “You. Are. A. Bird.”
BB: runs to white bird, turns and runs away: “Please god, turn me into a bird so I can fly far, far away.”
WB: “Oh, my freakin’ Lord above. YOU ALREADY ARE A BIRD!!”
BB: running back and forth: “Please god, turn me into a bird so I can fly far, far away.”
WB: ” … ” sighs deeply. “God? Please?”
December 30th, 2008 at 8:02 am
Brown bird: I’ve had better.
White bird: Call me!
December 30th, 2008 at 11:16 am
White bird: Hehehe, I do love me a good game of freeze tag!
Brown bird: Dude, puhleeze! I.be.fall’n.ova.now.
December 30th, 2008 at 11:21 am
It’s perfectly obvious to me.
The white bird is saying: F… off!
I guess I’m thinking the white bird is your Dad.
Love,
Mom
December 31st, 2008 at 11:55 am
White bird is thinking, “Man, brown bird has *such* a Napolean Complex.”
January 1st, 2009 at 7:39 am
“I AM Jonathon Livingston Seagull. I have returned. RUN, run tell the flock.”
January 1st, 2009 at 10:38 am
Is this all there is? I expected more….
January 1st, 2009 at 10:41 am
I see you are posting pictures of the President and his henchman again.