* BoogalooMama joined *
* roodawg joined *
roodawg: hey
BoogalooMama: hi
roodawg: sup
BoogalooMama: i am sooooo tired
roodawg: sorry. sux. hey when you have a chance -
roodawg: can you take me out?
BoogalooMama: what?
roodawg: i need to go out.
BoogalooMama: i just took you out
roodawg: i know you just took me out but I didn’t pee and
BoogalooMama: YOU WERE OUTSIDE ONE MINUTE AGO.
roodawg: I need to go out.
BoogalooMama: Why the fuck didn’t you pee when I took you out? You just stood there
BoogalooMama: like Why are we out here?
roodawg: lol
BoogalooMama:
BoogalooMama:
roodawg: r u mad?
BoogalooMama: No.
roodawg: r u going to take me out now?
BoogalooMama: no
roodawg: but i need to go out
BoogalooMama: f u. it is 4 in the morning. you wouldn’t pee outside last night before bed and so you woke me up in the middle of the night so you could stand there and do nothing. you can wait til daylight.
roodawg: ok
roodawg: fine
roodawg: i will just pee in my crate
BoogalooMama: do NOT pee in your crate
roodawg: I am going to pee in my crate if you don’t take me out
BoogalooMama: Dude. I’m already back in bed. you really can’t hold it?
roodawg: brb
BoogalooMama: k
roodawg: back
BoogalooMama: DID YOU PEE IN YOUR CRATE
roodawg: hahahhalol yes
BoogalooMama: can’t believe you just did that
roodawg: lol right?
roodawg: so will u take me out now
BoogalooMama: NO
roodawg: pls?
BoogalooMama: no! go tf to sleep.
BoogalooMama:
roodawg: hey you still on?
BoogalooMama: yes for now
roodawg: ok well. Someone peed on my towel.
BoogalooMama: YOU
roodawg: someone peed all over my towel and i can’t sleep on it.
roodawg: this rly sucks.
BoogalooMama: Rouuuuuuuu go to sleeeep
roodawg: but it’s wet
BoogalooMama: night.
*Graham_man_2005 joined*
Graham_man_2005: hi guys!
roodawg: hey
BoogalooMama: hi sweetie
Graham_man_2005: can I sleep in your bed
BoogalooMama: Y but go potty first
Graham_man_2005: ok BRB!
Graham_man_2005: back. I went but now my underwear is SUPER WET lol
BoogalooMama: omg
roodawg:ROFL
roodawg:awesome
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LOL : )
That is brilliant. May be one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.
Sorry for the pee-fest in the middle of the night though. That really does suck!
I have those same conversations with my dog.
I’m so sorry that happened but mostly I’m sorry there are now chunks of fried cheese all over my desk after reading that. I should know better than to eat while reading your blog.
This? Is one of the funniest things I’ve read in my life. Am bookmarking NOW.
This is genius, lady. Loling in real life over here.
Your head is a scary place.
Perhaps you might consider a new login name, something they can’t guess?
OMG this is hilarious.
That is motherfucking hilarious!!!!
OH MY – LOLerskates!
This was the. best. post. ever.
Sorry you were awake thanks to people and their pee problems, but oh, what a hilarious story in perfect format.
I love reading your blog. :D
OMFG! U ROCK!
Hahaha, that was awesomely written. Very nice.
wow…you are so awesome. That was genius.
So crazy funny. I chuckled about this to myself HOURS after reading it. Nice work!
LMAO you ARE genius. If it makes you feel any better Brody upchucked a pile of dog food yesterday that was over 4 inches high and foot across……
HAHAHA….AWESOME.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
I think this is my favorite post since “Ha ha, baby pizza.”
Would it be appropriate if I peed myself laughing at this?
You made me snort my drink!
LOVE IT!! Thank you. :)
I just read this twice & BOTH times laughed so hard I cried!
thank you. so funny.
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