So here is a chart showing days of the week, starting with M for Monday which was May 19. No, 18. Sorry. A normal level of human suburbanite happiness is indicated for your reference.
Oh and R = Thursday and U = Sunday because I like labels to have the same number of letters so the [...]
It’s been nearly two weeks since I’ve had any quiet minutes for internetting. Quiet alone minutes, like other kinds of minutes, are mainly available nights and weekends. They do not roll over. If you don’t enjoy them by the end of any given day, that is too bad. You missed your chance to unfrazzle yourself.
The [...]
I’m not saying don’t marry him, unless you are some kind of grumpy whore, I’m just saying that it is good to know things. Before you get married.
1. HE CAN DO IT BY HIMSELF. I don’t have it in me to think about how that might impact a romantic situation with you but seriously, don’t [...]
I needed to make an important phone call. It was important enough for level 5 meanness. I declared that I would have FIVE MINUTES with no fighting, disasters, interruptions, drink requests, questions, and/or demands that I help build a dirigible out of this poster tube and the last of our tinfoil. Five. Minutes.
When I returned, [...]
Nicolaus is in love with Mary Poppins. Not the movie but the actual lady herself, Mary Poppins. It’s that bag. How does she do that? We only saw 20 minutes of the movie and my goodness he spent the rest of the evening pretending to pull large things out of very small containers. Every time [...]