Except my mom is like way prettier than the grandma in this cartoon
Monday, August 28th, 2006Hi, mom! :-)
Hi, mom! :-)
I know how the sight of boobies freaks people out, so I kept my shirt on this time.
Oh and I know the artwork is really rough but you know what? Drawing is work. Sketching is fun, but really drawing is work. If I take the time fussing around until it looks really good, I’ll never [...]
So. You probably already know that eating is boring and lame by itself. The only way to really enjoy a meal is to find something to play with while you eat. Here are a few good ideas for things you can almost always find to play with that make meals much more enjoyable…
1. Your own [...]
1. Stand up.
2. Bend over and place your palms on the floor in front of you.
3. Walk your hands out as far as possible.
4. Look down at the floor
5. Pretend there’s something yummy to eat right there on the floor where your mouth is.
6. Eat.
That’s the breastfeeding position my baby invented this week. Similar to [...]
Points awarded to Kevin for installing new vinyl floor in the kitchen: 100
Points awarded to me for painting the kitchen: 100
Points awarded to me for massive house cleanup/organizationathon in progress: 100
Points awarded to Kevin for taking the boys fishing at his parents’ place for the whole entire day leaving me here to bathe and paint [...]