Category Archive for 'photos'

The only reason I haven’t abandoned him in a dumpster this week, aside from the fact that I’m lazy and it’s awful hot outside to be out looking for dumpsters

Friday, July 21st, 2006

Oh, and
There are more, seeing as I am now officially that horrible woman who uses a professional camera to take snapshots of her babies, but it’s early in the morning. If you haven’t had your coffee yet, you might not be ready for the cuteness. I don’t want anyone passing out on account of [...]

Why I’m so irritatingly cheerful even when we’re exhausted and we have like fourteen dollars and our yard is full of fire ants

Saturday, July 15th, 2006

Kevin,
When we think back on this year, I know it will stand out as a rough one. We’ve been through a lot. But we need to make sure that we always remember this time for some intensely awesome awesome.
Look:

So fuck all of the sucky stuff. This is what we need to remember and re-play [...]

By the iBook monitor’s warming glow

Saturday, July 8th, 2006

Nicolaus and his friends during the seriously maybe fifteen seconds where it actually worked to let them all sit together and watch a movie on my laptop.

Artypants, Jr.

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006

Crayola sucks, and Roseart washable paints and crayons are for people who wet their pants. Nicolaus is kind of like a grown up, you know? He’s three. He wants to use my fancypants paints and stuff.
I know that he is a punk who is willing to do or say or paint whatever it takes to [...]

How can you argue with such sound reasoning? You can’t.

Tuesday, July 4th, 2006

“Nicolaus, come here. I want you to stay right by me.”
“Well, you should just take a picture of me. You have your camera. Just take a picture of me, then! You’ll just like have me. And I can go wandering off to look at tings.”