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Jackson Pollen

Something I like: my kids notice textures and patterns and find beautifulness in every day stuff. This morning started with Nicolaus explaining this really pretty thing that happens with water when he was washing his hands, and the other night Graham didn’t want to throw away a broken cheap holiday ornament because LOOK how amazing! Look at the inside of it! They’re visual experience packrats.

So one evening last spring we were trudging across a road to get to our car, in a bit of a hurry for some boring grownup reason, when Graham stopped. “LOOK!!” I looked. Ugh, so in Georgia there is pollen everywhere that time of year. It’s so gross. Yellow powder dusts all over everything. It coats your car, it coats your clothes, it coats sidewalks. And then it rains and turns into a slimy, nasty, no-kidding-people-die traffic hazard before it runs off to the sides of the road. So this is what it looks like:

dried pollen road slime

dried pollen road slime

And it turns out that to a seven year old, that looks AMAZING. He begged for my phone and snapped a few pictures of the amazing mountains he saw on the road. It’s been months, but last night I found those photos and he got really excited. My kid who remembers disturbingly little about life jumped up; he remembered exactly where and why he took them. “Can we edit them?”

Now this kid has three loves in photoshop: Contrast, Color balance, and Liquify (”I’m making it ABSTRACT!”).

Here’s where these went and I have to say it: I genuinely, not-humoring-him, totally really LOVE the way these turned out.

Then he worked on this one until I made him stop and come eat dinner.

He is going to Liquify it tomorrow.

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New holiday tradition ideas for market testing

August 03, 2005
SUBJ: New holiday tradition

All: As promised here are results of yesterday’s brainstorm meeting, re: new holiday tradition. I will update you after initial focus group.

poop on a stoop
whore on the floor
rat on a hat
elf on a shelf
scotty on the potty
shill on a sill
crook on a book
clark gable on a table
dork on a fork
mouse on a spouse
santa on mylanta
fairy on some dairy
manticora on whatever the hell a manticora wants to be on
basilisk on a compact disk
brownie on a brownie
dwarf on a wharf
gnome on a tome
ass on the grass (as in donkey? + what kind of grass – ask Judy to clarify)
vampire on a lamp wire
troll on a pole
shade on a spade
orc on a fork
witch on a dish
slug on a rug
brave little toaster on a coaster (trademark v?)
hare on a chair
wyvern on a Boston fern
cub in your tub

Let me know if I am missing any of the top ideas that were discussed.


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There’s bound to be a pony around here someplace

“Graham would you back off and stop doing that!! I can’t stand it. Please leave me alone!”

“Nicolaus? Thank you SO MUCH for rudely griping at me.”

“Don’t be sarcastic. I just need –”

“No, seriously. Thank you! When you did that it made my eyes got a little bit teary and I got to have the experience of looking at the Christmas tree lights with blurry eyes and it looks so beautiful! I’m serious. If you hadn’t done that and kind of yelled a little bit then I never would have seen that. So thank you!”

“Okay, that’s… weird.”

“Seriously next time anyone gripes at you or anything makes you start to cry, run in here and look at the tree. It is AMAZING.”

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Stand by for re-grooving

Nobody knows the trouble she's seen

Nobody knows the trouble she's seen

Update 12: So. I’ve got wordpress set up. I have all the URLs pointing where they should. Cleaned up the crazy honkin images folders. Got email addresses up and working. Next:
1. Kill the old host account(s). (done / in progress)
2. Read a bedtime story to my kids, editing out or changing anything I think is sexist. done
3. Consolidate domains onto one registrar for lord’s sake – not done because one domain <60 days old and because I want to avoid any downtime during holidays. Going to hang on until early 2014.
4. Update content in the tabs above
5. Post a funny picture of my dog, who has been lying on the couch next to me and dramatically sighing because her life is so hard.

Update 11: Email accounts! Email accounts for everyone!

Update 10: Got kevinard.com pointed to the right directory. For now it’s very um, minimalist. Excessively so. But we can fancy up the place later on.

Update 9: I am a magical pony princess rock star. Images are fixed. Look at me! This was me when I figured out what to do: I know this!

Update 8: Time to stop and eat some pie.

Update 7: I had to get out paper and sharpies and draw out the map of everything. Really should have done so a few weeks ago. So: I want electricboogaloo.net and tiffanyard.com to take you directly to this blog

kevinard.com will go to a separate page in the blog? Its own blog? A separate web site? An etsy shop? Where should it goooooooo

UPDATE 6: Oh god. Where is the other velociraptor??

UPDATE 5: Wait, why are the images working now? They… I haven’t fixed them yet. There’s a ghost in the system!

UPDATE 4: Every single image or photo throughout the entire blog archive is now broken. I’m making progress!

UPDATE 3: I now have electricboogaloo.net, tiffanyard.com, and kevinard.com pointing to the new server, but things are a barely functioning mess. Now grateful that no one comes here anymore because this would otherwise be embarrassing.

UPDATE 2: Got a smart friend to help me back up, upgrade, and upload wordpress. Only had to send him this video once. Make it go

UPDATE 1: Who made this giant tangled mess?? Oh my god. Need to clean everything up, delete junk, redo wordpress, and generally stop being an idiot.

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war is over if you want it

This morning I woke up determined to have ice cream for breakfast. “NO.” The adult brain said, “Absolutely not.”

And then a battle started in my head. Every minute I don’t eat ice cream is a victory because look, I’m NOT. DOING. THAT. But still, I’m not yet willing to give in and make myself something healthier. It’s got calcium! Shut up! We are at an impasse and it has been two hours and holy rollers I am hungry.

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